wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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