how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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