I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
NoShamevember. You game?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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