butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just high enough for therapy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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