In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
