i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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