I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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