have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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