Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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