I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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