Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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