i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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