In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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