In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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