Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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