we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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