But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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