he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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