you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
where am i from again
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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