You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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