i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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