Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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