hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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