Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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