Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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