Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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