Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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