Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
birth control should be required to get into college
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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