I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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