Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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