i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
