Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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