I just saw a hot homeless man
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Couch. On fire.
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