Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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