So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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