I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
