I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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