she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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