He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It's just like the Real World with babies
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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