Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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