brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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