It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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