i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Randomize
