would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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