I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize