i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
barbara walters just said penis...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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