Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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