That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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