i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think your dad took our porno
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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