i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i think i have herpe
just one?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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