She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
