Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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