Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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