Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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